Tuesday, September 8, 2015

44 and Counting!

Yesterday was the first day of R-MA’s Cross Country Season. Since I teach at the middle school, I had to hurry to make it to practice on time due to scheduling conflicts. As I crested the hill to go towards our meeting point, I saw a wave of students in athletics. A cacophony of noise went out upon my approach, “Coach Ilnicki!” “Ill-a-becky” and “COOOAAACH!” were among the battle cries.
Overwhelmed, I shuffled my way through the barrage of high-fives, fist bumps, and the occasional “bro hug.”
The 2014 R-MA XC Team (source: http://www.rma.edu/Varsity-cross-country)

WOW! Is this some kind of joke? Why are there so many? Scanning the crowd, I estimated around 35 students. Whoa, what? We usually have a team of around 15-20 (actual roster number is 44 – this does not include the middle school runners)!

Not anticipating this huge of a turn out, or the range of abilities, I was briefly knocked off my game. I gathered myself, found a high spot to stand on and asked for their attention. After a brief bit of introductions and taking attendance (I only knew roughly half of the runners), it was time to get down to business.

Baptism by fire would be the best way to describe the day. 3.1 miles of a grueling course out in the sun with its rays pelting your skin until it was soaked with sweat. To much of my surprise, a good chunk were able to finish the course with no shortcuts or stopping early (roughly 60%). Now, I’m not saying it was fast, they were told to go easy, but heck – being able to run/walk a 5K without a prior practice had me intrigued.

Now comes the challenging part. I believe in a “no-cut” policy. If you are signing up to run and stick with it, you got my vote. If it’s not your cup of tea, I understand if you quit. No hard feelings as running is not for everyone. But the hard part now is separating the casual/social runners from the elite.

I hate labeling students for a fear of self-fulfilling prophecy. Sometimes if a coach says a runner should be in a slower group, negative thoughts enter the brain, and now that runner doesn’t think they can be fast enough. I also believe just the opposite can be true. If a runner is deemed not fast enough at the beginning of the year, they might bust their tail in order to prove to themselves that coach was wrong.

So, what’s this coach going to do? I’m not entirely sure. This first week is going to be a time to feel out where everyone is at. From there, I might make 3 distinct (with times/effort) groups: Club Group (there for socialization, fitness goals, losing weight, but are non-competitive), Intermediate Group (middle of the pack runners who have the potential to prove themselves and step up to a higher level of competition) and Varsity Group (the runners who are there to win and have produced fast enough times to be considered the top runners).

This model will be fluid, giving the runners a chance to switch groups when they improve in performance. This will also allow me to tailor to their needs at practice, i.e. a 30:00+ runner should not be doing the same thing as a sub 19:00.


As a brief aside, I plan on chronicling both my XC team and my person marathon training for the next few months. Let me know what you think, and by all means feel free to give suggestions!

Thursday, September 3, 2015

Too Many Races, Too Little Time (and Money!)

With the hot summer days coming to an end, a plethora of road races have started to pop up on my calendar. Unfortunately, many of them share the same date or simply cannot be a part of my marathon training. Not to mention, some of them are so ungodly overpriced or conflict with my high school cross country program. Combine all of these factors together, and you’ve got one sad runner.

(source: http://completerunning.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/runningmoney.jpg)

A quick glance at my local running club calendar shows 7 races between September 07 and October 17. This does not include 2 other races that I am already signed up for (Ragnar Relay DC and the Leaf-Peeper Half Marathon). That’s roughly a race a week! There is no way that my body or wallet could withstand that type of punishment. I mean seriously, in a 2 month span, I could easily shell out somewhere around $200-350, depending on registration dates and club discounts to run all of them.
So, what can I do about it (financially)? I’m glad you asked. I have a few ideas milling around in my brain that I shall share!

1)      Don’t Run in (some) races: This is a hard pill to swallow. I love competing and comparing myself to others. And now, since I am close to fully recovered from chemotherapy, I am curious to see where I am at --- and need to make up for all the races I’ve missed!

2)      Setup a crowd-funding website: Honestly, this seems like the best bet. I contact a charity (probably http://www.forlucas.com – Team Runningdad represent!), ask for donations, take a portion of it to pay for my races, and give the rest to charity. Obviously, a set plan needs to be laid out, but that requires research and thinking. Maybe a blog post for another day, if I decide to go that route!

3)      Run as a bandit: Not going to happen. Proceeds go towards a good cause, I’ll be taking away resources from the race itself, and I know too many people who will chastise me for doing so. Plus, it is just plain douchey to do.

4)      Pay for it – Beg for forgiveness: My least favorite. Mainly because it will result in either 
      my castration or death. All I would do is secretly sign up for the races, not tell my wife, and then run for the hills so she *hopefully* can’t find/catch me.

Other options include getting sponsorships (I’m not fast or popular enough), mug somebody and steal their registration and bib number (I’m not strong enough), and/or run in the race and simply say I lost my bib number (see number 3).

Running is probably the most expensive, free sport there is. Race fees alone can crush a wallet. Throw in the cost for shoes, watches, vests, and other accessories and you’re broke.


Anyone have any ideas on how to make things cheaper?!